Hot Flash! Hot Flash! Hot Flash!

Oh my gosh, I never knew what the big fuss about hot flashes was until I was thrown into this surgically-induced menopause. Let me try to describe this: you are just hanging out, innocently typing on your keyboard, when suddenly something inside of you implodes and fire is going through the inside of your back, up your spine, and then blows out through your eyes. There is no word to describe the feeling of burning from the inside out. Oh well, at least my heating bill will be low this winter.